Update.

Gillian and I put our heads together, and came up with a good solution to the lasagna problem.

Step 1: Examine, and scoop out.



Step 2: Pretend to enjoy:



Step 3: Place in trash bag. Double bag it.



Step 4: Enjoy one last bite.


The lasagna weighed about 7 pounds, and it was obvious he had used a whole jar of sauce, a whole box of lasagna noodles, a ton of cheeses, and some green vegetable (spinach maybe?) which had been shredded into small pieces. So we did actually feel kind of bad as we took out a serving spoon and scooped it right into the trash. And, we were paranoid of getting some bad karma as a result of it, since the poor neighbor really just wants some friends. So we wrapped it up in several bags and were still a bit paranoid that we'd wake up one morning, and find that an animal had torn through the trash bags and lasagna was strewn about the street in front of our apartment. And that then our neighbor would kill us in our sleep.