Weekend Revised

There are many stories from this weekend, unfortunately most of them are completely false. It's my duty, as guest post person to straighten out what I can.


Q: How did Heekin wind up in the hospital on Friday night?
A: Stacy is a mean drunk and has exceptionally good bowstaff skills. Heekin attempted to tell stacy that she had drank enough alcohol and she suddenly whipped-out her bamboo stick and dropped those surrounding her. Luckily Heekin made it to a nearby medical office

Q: Did Stacy makeout with someone while Chuck was vomiting nearby?
A: Definitely not, that was Kate

Q: Was Stacy seen inconsiderately interrupting games of beirut?
A: Nope, Kate again

Q: Can you descripe that four-way orgy on the futon?
A: Uhh.....Halo?


Well, that's enough for now. I'm sure enough has been uncovered about this past weekend to allow further investigation by impartial parties. Thank you for your time in this matter.