Directions for making your friends get totally pissed off at each other:
Ingredients:
5-10 friends
beer, preferably cheep
deck of cards
attitude
Procedure:
1) Get bored "just drinking."
2) Decide to play a drinking game from college.
3) Choose "Asshole"
4) Spend 15 minutes trying to remember the rules. Then realize that 6 different colleges are represented and everyone played with different rules.
5) Quickly decide which rules to follow and begin playing.
6) Get angry with each other because someone can't remember the rules.
7) Get angry with each other because someone else misinterpreted the rules.
8) Get angry with each other because it's no fun being the asshole.
9) Get angrier still, because it's no fun being the asshole 4 times in a row.
10) Make an asshole hat out of beer box for the asshole in an attempt to lighten the mood.
11) Cut eye flap in the box so the asshole can see when they deal cards.
12) Feel shocked when the asshole doesn't think it's funny.
13) Remember that there's a reason that people in their late 20s don't play drinking games. Get cab and go home.
Guess what I did Saturday night?
3 comments:
Ahh, that photo of Caitlin is making so much more sense now!
Haha yeah. She was the asshole for awhile. She was a good sport about it though. Remember when we played "smiles" in geisel house? That's another one that should never be played after age 20...or at all, now that I think about it.
I haaate the game of asshole. But I also vaguely remember Kate being weirdly good at it (but also remember thinking it was because she was the only one that always seemed to "know what the rules are." Cheater.)
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