Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now

I hope I'm still alive when the scientists come up with a pill to take so you don't have to go to the bathroom. It's not out of a lack of respect for bladder infections...I just hate the hassle. And it seems like in the year 2005, especially in the United States, where we have machines that do everything for us so we can be more efficient than we'd ever want to be, there should be a way so we don't have to interrupt our busy lives to find the nearest bathroom, deal with buttons and zippers, washing hands, etc. etc. etc.

That's all. Where's the party at? I'm bored.


Weird, I saw this same exact scene at the Porter T station this afternoon