I don't like cats. They walk in their litter boxes and then jump on tables, counters, and your face. They scratch you. They try to scratch you if they don't have claws. They make my eyes itch. They don't play with you like dogs do. You can't put them on a leash and take them for a walk, unless you're my neighbor and want to just look dumb. And they're not even very cute once they're older than a month.
You'll probably find this website funnier if you share my opinion of cats, but I think even cat-lovers might enjoy it. Take a look at stuff on my cat. Who thinks of these ideas for websites?
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