unlocking secrets about everyone's favorite dive bar

The most amazing thing happened last night. We were at our favorite bar, BHP, last night because that's what we do on Friday nights, even when we have a bunch of people visiting. The night was going on, and Kate was still talking about the bartender she's in love with, so Molly (because she's Molly) finally took one for the team and asked him his name. And it turns out his name is....


MARTY!!!!!


Marty works here.