Sunday, May 14, 2006

Sniffles & Number 2 Pencils

It's been a solid week now of rain. It's lousy. Every day, same thing as the last. I just checked weather.com, and it's looking like the sun is coming out next Saturday? Well hooray.

I'm officially on vacation for the next month-ish, so I'm hoping it gets nice & I can cram some beach time in before I have to start teaching. Yesterday I took the test for my reading specialist license. One of the things I dread the most about standardized tests is having to sit in a room with 30 other people who don't understand that I need total silence, or a constant noise, in order to concentrate. I was annoyed enough when the girl behind me began sniffling as we approached the second hour of testing. But then, THEN, she began reading some of her questions out loud to herself. She was taking a different test, so I couldn't even coordinate and take advantage of her reading my questions for me. I could've finished my test a lot sooner, but I spent a considerable amount of time deciding whether I should turn around and hit her, or tell her that a reading specialist would be concerned that she's older than 3rd grade and still isn't using her inner voice as she reads.

Well since my only work now consists of getting out job applications, I've found some other lofty ways to bide my time. Like this--a survey that Charlotte asked me to do (actually, I think the real term is "tagged"). The rules are that you bold the things that are true about you, italicise the things you wish you were true, add one true thing about you, and then tag five more people.

So, read it if you want, or don't if you don't want to...I just enjoyed having something purposeful to do. Or, "purposeful." And then, fill it out & share it yourself, if you want to.

I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch much TV these days.
I love olive rice.
I own lots of books. (Does children’s lit count?)
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.

I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm TOTALLY smart.
I've broken someone's bones.(
I think this would be kind of fun to be able to admit. But all I’ve done is squished my brother’s fingers in a teeter totter, which resulted only in some stitches)
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I hate the rain.
I'm paranoid at times.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.

I talk really, really fast.
I have fresh breath in the morning.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Do Halloween wigs count?)
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look.
I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
I know how to cornrow.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I think prostitution should be legalized.
I think Britney Spears is pretty. (sorry kerrin—she’s gone trashy)
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.

I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (or Blog)
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in (a) God.
(eh)
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before. (and by reject, I mean just stop answering their phone calls)
I currently like someone.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.

I've called the cops on a friend before.
I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I have scared people off with my enthusiasm.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I have avoided assignments at work to be on Xanga, Live Journal of Blogger.
When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbour or chum. (charlotte, did you put all the funny british words in here??)
I enjoy some country music.
I would die for my best friends. (I honestly have no idea…am I taking a bullet for someone?)
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I watch soap operas whenever I can.
I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friend's ex.
I like surveys/memes.
I am happy at this moment.
I'm obsessed with guys.
I have pajamas with turtles on them.
I am punk rockish.
I am preppy.
I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge. (Does falling off a bridge count?)
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
I believe in prophetic dreams.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient on a musical instrument.

I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs. (i've never had one, but I stay away from them for a reason)
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went to college out of state.

I am adopted.
I like sausage.
I am a pyro.
I love the Red Sox.
I have thrown up from crying too much.
I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colors.
I love Dear Abby.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I think school is awesome.
I think pigtails serve a purpose.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing. (How long is this list?)
I usually like covers better than originals.
I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
I think John Cusack is adorable.
I f**king hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
I watch Food Network way too much.
I love coaching youth sports.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
(My journal from 2nd grade is my favorite)
I can't stick to a diet. (I need to have a minimum of 2 pieces of candy per day…it’s in my DNA I think)
I talk in my sleep.
I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.

I have jazz in my blood.
I would not be friends if they weren't family.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I love vaginas.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I know who Santos L. Halper is.
I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
I love wrestling.
I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
I have an unhealthy Taco Bell obsession.
I have had a crush on a cartoon character when I was a kid.
I have spent more on anime and manga than many spend on computers or other high end products.
I only clean my room when neccesary.
Weight is my enemy!
I'm a serious chocoholic.
I absolutely adore animals.
I love surprises.
I love to be seen.
I often act without feeling for people.
I like arguing for the sake of arguing.

I think most girls look better with spectacles.
My skin is peeling because i had been under the sun.
I want to ORD.
I like men who are much taller than me.
I need a hair cut.
I can speak French. (j’adore le fromage avec le berret)
I'm addicted to My Space.

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